Artist of the day: Artist of the Day, March 14, 2023: Frank Zulu - Zulu Alpha Kilo, a Canadian design firm (#1802)

Frank Zulu’s advertising career began 17 years ago when he decided he’d tell everyone he met that he was Chief Executive, Executive Officer of a successful, yet completely fictional ad agency called ‘Zulu Alpha Kilo'. Then when Frank inherited his father’s fortune, he made his delusion a reality by renting a hip downtown office space and finding two partners whose last names happened to be ‘Alpha’ and ‘Kilo’.

Having no formal experience prior to founding Zulu Alpha Kilo, Frank’s star quickly ascended to industry legend status. He became known for his uncanny ability to delegate his entire job from the golf course.

Frank prides himself on his ability to schmooze on demand. Frank Zulu is an avid schmoozer. He was named Schmoozer of the Year by Schmoozing Weekly, a popular schmoozing-themed YouTube channel founded by Frank Zulu that has over 13 subscribers.

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